Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Drunk

Went out tonight with some friends 'just to drink'. One of the guys had this fancy camera with the most enormous enormous phallic lens possible. That led to a discussion as one of the other guys suggested that while the length might be impressive, the width was clearly on the 'ohmigod, ow!' scale. To which I reply, 'girth is good'. To which he replies that its somewhat irrelevant as a tongue is more effective in that respect than a cock anyway.

Which some hours later led to a demonstration, about which I can only say, ooooohhh, sooo good, But he was equally skilled in both areas.

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